Last night I dreamed Will, Nick and I went back to high school, but we were our current ages so it was kind of weird. I was being a real smartass and got into an argument with the clearly under-qualified teacher in front of the whole class for calling her out on her stupidity. When that settled down, we all started working on our art assignment, which was to make self-portraits in the style of coloring book illustrations — thick black lines in sharpie filled in with crayon. My piece consisted of two nearly-identical drawings side by side, which together I named (somewhat confusingly) At Work & At Play. On the left, I was sipping coke through a straw. On the right, i was sniffing coke through a straw. The teacher didn’t think it was very funny.